Cheeky Cakes

Rude, saucy and funny cakes for grown-up parties: hen dos, stag dos, divorce parties and the birthday friend who'd laugh. Every one can take your own line in the message box.
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  • Cheeky Message Bento: a 4 inch bento cake in smooth orange buttercream with a pink shell border and small red piped hearts round the side

    Cheeky Message Bento

    Cheeky Message Bento
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)

    Sizes up to 5

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    3 days' notice

    Cheeky Message Bento

    £28.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Dad Bod Cake: a comic sculpted cake of a man's round tummy lying on the board, seen from the front: one soft rounded belly in smooth light tan buttercream with a piped belly button and a little tuft of brown piped chest hair, wearing the waistband of navy swim shorts piped at the bottom

    Dad Bod Cake

    Dad Bod Cake
    £95
    £95

    Serves 24 to 30

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    Dad Bod Cake

    £95.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

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    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Stag Do Cupcakes: twelve cupcakes in white cases with navy and white buttercream swirls, rows of four, topped in turn with flat sugar discs: a black moustache, a pint of beer, a navy bow tie, and a white plaque reading MR in navy piped letters

    Stag Do Cupcakes

    Stag Do Cupcakes
    From £45
    From £45
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    Stag Do Cupcakes

    £45.00

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    Needs 2 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Game Over Cake: a round cake in smooth black buttercream with a white shell border on the top edge and base, and a small grey sugar ball and chain on the top beside the lettering, the chain draped over the edge

    Game Over Cake

    Game Over Cake
    From £80 (serves 10 to 12)
    From £80 (serves 10 to 12)

    Sizes up to 24

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    3 days' notice

    Game Over Cake

    £80.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Peach and Aubergine Cupcakes: twelve cupcakes in white cases, rows of four, alternating soft peach buttercream swirls topped with a glossy sugar peach with a green leaf and lilac buttercream swirls topped with a glossy sugar aubergine with a green stalk, like the emoji

    Peach and Aubergine Cupcakes

    Peach and Aubergine Cupcakes
    From £45
    From £45
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    Peach and Aubergine Cupcakes

    £45.00

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    Needs 2 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Nice Rack Bento: two small dome cakes side by side covered in smooth skin-toned buttercream, wearing a pale pink bra piped in lace-effect buttercream with a tiny satin bow in the middle, fully covered by the bra

    Nice Rack Bento

    Nice Rack Bento
    £32
    £32

    Serves 2 to 3

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    3 days' notice

    Nice Rack Bento

    £32.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Cheeky Bums Cupcakes: twelve cupcakes in white cases, rows of four, each topped with a smooth peach-toned buttercream bum shape, two soft rounded domes, wearing a thin piped G-string; the G-strings alternate hot pink, black and leopard print

    Cheeky Bums Cupcakes

    Cheeky Bums Cupcakes
    From £48
    From £48
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    Ready in 2 days

    Cheeky Bums Cupcakes

    £48.00

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    Needs 2 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Corset Cake: a sculpted corset bodice cake lying flat on the board, seen from the front: a curved hourglass bodice covered in smooth blush pink buttercream, panels outlined in fine ivory piped lace, black ribbon lacing criss-crossing up the centre front and tied in a small bow at the top, a ruffled ivory piped trim along the top and bottom edges

    Corset Cake

    Corset Cake
    £95
    £95

    Serves 18 to 22

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    Corset Cake

    £95.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Naughty Hen Cake: a comic hen-party novelty cake lying flat on the board: a pale pink sculpted cartoon willy character with a big smiling face and two round eyes, wearing a short white tulle bridal veil and a small piped pink bow tie, covered in smooth pale pink buttercream, with a border of white piped shells round the board

    Naughty Hen Cake

    Naughty Hen Cake
    £85
    £85

    Serves 18 to 22

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    3 days' notice

    Naughty Hen Cake

    £85.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Save the Ta-Tas Cupcakes: twelve cupcakes in white cases with blush and hot pink buttercream swirls, rows of four, topped in turn with a pink sugar awareness ribbon, a pink sugar heart and a small white plaque reading TA-TAS in pink piped letters

    Save the Ta-Tas Cupcakes

    Save the Ta-Tas Cupcakes
    From £42
    From £42
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    Ready in 2 days

    Save the Ta-Tas Cupcakes

    £42.00

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    Needs 2 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Cheeky Valentine's Bento: a 4 inch bento cake in smooth pale pink buttercream with a scarlet shell border round the top edge and three tiny piped scarlet hearts on one side of the top

    Cheeky Valentine's Bento

    Cheeky Valentine's Bento
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)

    Sizes up to 5

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    3 days' notice

    Cheeky Valentine's Bento

    £28.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Happily Divorced Cake: a round cake in smooth champagne ivory buttercream with gold-painted Lambeth swags and shells, a small piped champagne coupe in gold beside the lettering and a scatter of tiny gold sugar stars on the top edge

    Happily Divorced Cake

    Happily Divorced Cake
    From £80 (serves 10 to 12)
    From £80 (serves 10 to 12)

    Sizes up to 24

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    3 days' notice

    Happily Divorced Cake

    £80.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Bride's Last Ride Bento: a 4 inch bento cake in smooth white buttercream with a blush pink shell border round the top edge and a tiny piped white bridal veil with a pink bow at one side of the top

    Bride's Last Ride Bento

    Bride's Last Ride Bento
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)

    Sizes up to 5

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    • Local delivery

    3 days' notice

    Bride's Last Ride Bento

    £28.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Dirty Thirty Lambeth Cake: a round cake in smooth black buttercream with hot pink Lambeth piping: a ruffled top edge, swags and drop lines round the side, a shell border at the base and small hot pink sugar hearts at the swag points

    Dirty Thirty Lambeth Cake

    Dirty Thirty Lambeth Cake
    From £85 (serves 10 to 12)
    From £85 (serves 10 to 12)

    Sizes up to 24

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    3 days' notice

    Dirty Thirty Lambeth Cake

    £85.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Naughty Hen Cupcakes: the rude hen-do cupcakes

    Naughty Hen Cupcakes

    Naughty Hen Cupcakes
    £45
    £45
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    Ready in 2 days

    Naughty Hen Cupcakes

    £45.00

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    Needs 2 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Single and Ready to Mingle Cake: a heart-shaped cake in smooth black buttercream with gold shells and ruffles on the heart outline and a small piped gold crack across the heart like a broken heart mended with gold

    Single and Ready to Mingle Cake

    Single and Ready to Mingle Cake
    From £70 (serves 10 to 12)
    From £70 (serves 10 to 12)

    Sizes up to 22

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    3 days' notice

    Single and Ready to Mingle Cake

    £70.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Kiss Kiss Lips Cake: a cake carved into big glossy red lips, covered in smooth red buttercream with a slight shine and a soft piped highlight on the bottom lip

    Kiss Kiss Lips Cake

    Kiss Kiss Lips Cake
    £70
    £70

    Serves 14 to 16

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    3 days' notice

    Kiss Kiss Lips Cake

    £70.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Happy Break-Up Bento: a 4 inch bento cake in smooth black buttercream with a pink shell border and a small piped pink broken heart

    Happy Break-Up Bento

    Happy Break-Up Bento
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)
    From £28 (serves 2 to 3)

    Sizes up to 5

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    • Local delivery

    3 days' notice

    Happy Break-Up Bento

    £28.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Hen Party Cupcakes: twelve cupcakes in white cases with blush pink and white swirls, topped in turn with flat sugar discs: a pink sugar diamond ring, a pair of red lips, a tiny white veil, and plaques reading BRIDE and SQUAD in pink letters

    Hen Party Cupcakes

    Hen Party Cupcakes
    From £45
    From £45
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    Ready in 2 days

    Hen Party Cupcakes

    £45.00

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    Needs 2 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Six Pack Cake: a rectangular sheet cake carved and covered in smooth tanned buttercream to look like a man's toned stomach, front view, with a clear six-pack, a black bow tie piped at the top edge and a waistband of red boxer shorts piped along the bottom edge

    Six Pack Cake

    Six Pack Cake
    £95
    £95

    Serves 24 to 30

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    3 days' notice

    Six Pack Cake

    £95.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Lingerie Lambeth Cake: smooth blush buttercream with burgundy lace piping like a corset: criss-cross lacing piped up the front with a burgundy satin bow at the top, frilled black lace edges at the top and base, and small black sugar pearls

    Lingerie Lambeth Cake

    Lingerie Lambeth Cake
    From £85 (serves 10 to 12)
    From £85 (serves 10 to 12)

    Sizes up to 24

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    3 days' notice

    Lingerie Lambeth Cake

    £85.00

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    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Cheeky Bum Cake: a playful novelty cake shaped like a peachy bottom seen from behind: two smooth rounded halves side by side covered in skin-toned buttercream, wearing a hot pink lace G-string piped in buttercream with a tiny bow at the top

    Cheeky Bum Cake

    Cheeky Bum Cake
    £85
    £85

    Serves 18 to 22

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    3 days' notice

    Cheeky Bum Cake

    £85.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.
  • Boob Cake: a playful novelty cake shaped like a woman's bust wearing a bra, seen from the front: two smooth rounded dome cakes side by side covered in skin-toned buttercream, wearing a pale pink bra piped in lace-effect buttercream with a small satin bow in the middle, frilled pink straps piped up to the board's edge

    Boob Cake

    Boob Cake
    £85
    £85

    Serves 18 to 22

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    3 days' notice

    Boob Cake

    £85.00

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    Piped on by hand.

    Needs 3 days' notice.Collect from us in SE4 or have it delivered locally. You choose the day in the basket.

    Allergens

    Allergens: please check with us before ordering.

    We bake with gluten, eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soya, sesame and sulphites in one kitchen.

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